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findmykey:

dead.

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vvatsonholmes:

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thesecretoftrenzalore:

The 12th Doctor…Chris Kendall (x)

a cinematic masterpiece

Allons-y motherfucker

i have been waiting for this my whole life

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joeeatspeople:

yesidolikecoatsbigtime:

Types of people who romanticize small town life:

  1. People who didn’t grow up in small towns

#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST

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dazedfox:

are you fuckin seeing this?

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darksungwyndolin:

jesus mario what is your damage

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ryutoran:

Current mood: Simon Pegg throughout most of Shaun of the Dead

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giraffepoliceforce:

Unsure of how to confess your love to someone? Try this:

  1. Acquire several dozen limes.
  2. Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
  3. Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
  4. Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
  5. Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
  6. Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”
  7. Marry them.

(via pizza)